Damn Misread Signals

"I have a girlfriend".
How do you feel when a guy you like suddenly say this right to your face?

You'll feel disappointed, I bet. Because that's another way to say, "I'm not interested in you".
Ugh. THE PAIN.

And to be cheered up by that guy when you said you felt disappointed. OH THE IRONY.
I mean... That guy. He made you disappointed. And you were cheered by him.

This is actually quite funny. Really, I'm dead serious.